“I’m way late to this hot tip, but I found out this year that mortadella is just socially acceptable sliced hotdog meat.”
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“I have a sweet tooth, but I also have an unfortunate understanding of the evil that is sugar. It’s such a bummer, I wish to remain ignorant.”
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“I’m allergic to anything that’s gluten free or vegan. I need some flavor. I want a chicken nugget that’s chicken. I don’t want a chicken nugget that’s cauliflower and some weird sauce.”
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“There really isn’t anything that I don’t like. My parents were big foodies and always went to restaurants, and they would bring me everywhere when I was a baby. So there wasn’t any sort of food I wasn’t exposed to at a young age.”
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